Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 06, 2024

Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

by orangecrocs4life May 09, 2021

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 25, 2023

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard

Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken

by Milkchicken October 02, 2013

goat of frag

davis arnold (upset on fort)

jackmase yaint even frag bruh yaint the goat of frag like me bruh

by supyoheyhi January 11, 2021

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 01, 2018