full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.

Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.

by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

An ear full

An ear full means to blow someone eardrum to fuck over the phone...

My mom: I'm about to give that asshole an ear full!!
Me: an ear full of what?
Mother: An ear full of pissed off mom!!

by Froody foozboos pizza June 25, 2015

full panty ratchet

when a girl is so ratchet she no longer needs to wear a thong or "cheeky" panties. she is able to wear full on granny panties and doesn't look any classier.

Check that THOT out, she is full panty ratchet. LOOK! she's jersey turnpiking!

by fullpantyratchet June 26, 2015

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

The Full Langridge

The act of getting completely naked in a public place, then strumming your bean like you've got a mosquito bite on it.

She was just sitting there, I never thought she would go the full Langridge..

by 4 Digits Deep July 9, 2016

full cjello

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full cjello."

by lockie July 21, 2016