dick dance

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.

Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.

by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

Dick Slang

A new type of idiotic dance where one male or a group of males gather and swing their penises back and forth while chanting for the sake of gaining popularity.

"BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG!"

"Dick Slang...WTF!?"

"First I was Rick Rolled...Now I've just been DICK SLANGED."

by Prof. Anonagonapussy May 8, 2010

brick dick

1)The water tower at Eastern Michigan University. 2) The main navigation symbol for all people who have ever atteneded or been to Eastern Michigan Univerity in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Did you here about the Brick Dick? It sprang a leak the other day and made a HUGE mess!!

by Hot Dog in the Hallway November 12, 2006

Pizza Dick

A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza

I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking

by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010

Dick Riding

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.

Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.

by Cookei June 22, 2010

Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

by jinmao October 8, 2008

cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010