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wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."
by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006
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The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018
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When Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly

when you've been waiting for what seems like years for something good to happen, then realize you need to grab some kids to get extra money from the government
I'll tell you when Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly I'll be able to pay my rent, utility bills, and restock on weed... wish I had some kids though so I could get extra money from the government
by P-Man March 10, 2021
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Supa dupa fly hoe burger

THE MOST FUCKING AMAZING SHIT YOULL EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! :)
i just ate a supa dupa fly hoe burger

now i shit out supa dupa fly hoe's

i love my life
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Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Eat the arse out of a low flying duck

so hungry that if the opportunity arose, you would in fact, eat the arse out of a low flying duck
im so hungry i could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
by beardo_d April 22, 2010
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Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*
by melobymoo April 13, 2009
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