Ethan

An Ethan is the kind of person who get pleasured by Fortnite kills. Ethans tend to think with their dick and not their head… don’t be an Ethan

“I am horny, imma play Fortnite”
“Dude don’t be an Ethan”

by Joker3357 May 15, 2022

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ethan is the best person in the world. he is super cute and perfect and he is incredibly lovable. his face is very kissable. he has a nice penis too

oh yeah ethan? love that guy

by leandoer98 May 15, 2022

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Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

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the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

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A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills

Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone

by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

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