davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.

David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.

by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV

Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.

by wanker321 October 9, 2017

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 1, 2017

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

georgia and david

The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!

#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David

by Gigi1354 June 6, 2017