dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
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Dad the chad

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath
by Chad Dornath December 12, 2020
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dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.
Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...
by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018
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nymex dad

no one knows where he at
yo wheres nymex dad
by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021
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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 02, 2021
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