The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
by ApricotFields May 19, 2025
Cup kiss: two examples
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?
by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020
a annual trophy england and scotland play for in the six nations championship. england currently have the most with 71 wins and scotland currently hold the trophy for a 2nd time in a row
by big fat tubby December 31, 2022
by Seraseraph November 03, 2018
a cup with which you use on the weekend when you are drinking to hold an alcoholic beverage without your peers knowing
by prekummer October 01, 2022
I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.