Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.

Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.

by Walker26 November 20, 2023

Bannana bowl

When Ryan & Stefon meet in the finals.

I heard there’s two Apes in the Bannana Bowl this year.

by TommyB December 28, 2023

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Full bowl

After you have a massive dump in your toilet.

I feel amazing after having a full bowl in the.bathroom this morning.

by SuperSwagDaddyStone January 7, 2024

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Super Bowl

that game your dad wants to see so bad

my dad would actually kill to see the Super Bowl.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024