artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010

Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

boner happy

being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
OR
i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

by heather_is_so_sex-y February 7, 2012

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017