Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

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tickle biscuit

weak ass mother fucker

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.

by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011

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gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

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Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

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wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.

I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.

by jtsimps June 24, 2016

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