Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021

Alabama Uki Mouth

A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth

Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross

by Obama’s left nut November 11, 2021

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

Arab Chicken

Arab Chicken is Aravind’s Nickname.
CREAMMMY!

Hey there Arab Chicken!

by anonymous August 10, 2021

agabah

Some sort of bible. You read the bible it's a agabah

I'm reading the agabah like a dirty dog.

by Charliejooo August 12, 2021

Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021