gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

Train Brain

A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.

Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.

"Collin where is the cresent wrench?". Must have forgotten it due to the Train Brain.

by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025

Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.

I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

train

when a group of guys like 20 or any number lots of guys have sex with a girl at one time back to back single handedly . then the next person goes in for his turn. they all cum in her and do whatever they want. girls be thinking they the shit for this but most guys would do this to any girl even if she ugly. some girls take it in front back at the same time and sometimes even in the ass too all three holes at the same time. need names for both of those too.

they ran a train on her all day and she love it like the freak she is.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

training bot

A term used by a streamer Sinatraaow to make fun of bad plays in-game (Overwatch).

Carpe(Ana): I'm ulting now! {hit the wrong person}
Sinatraaow: Naisu! Training bot, training bot!

by hsnn June 28, 2017