Michigan State University
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
Get the Michigan State Universitymug. Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021
Get the Ontario Tech Universitymug. A school in Tolleson, Arizona that is known for being very challenging, but at the same time very rewarding for anyone who wants a future scholarship opportunity. One can expect to be mentally challenged if they dare choose to enroll.
"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
by Name2600 October 15, 2019
Get the University High Schoolmug. Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
Get the Georgia State Universitymug. Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023
Get the Midwestern State Universitymug. by Barrel Dancer April 17, 2021
Get the Just Dance Universitymug. person 1 and 2: *talking really loudly*
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
by oh heck nah November 17, 2022
Get the go to stanford universitymug.