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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.
My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.
by anonymous July 17, 2025
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Texas Turtles

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018
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Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.
Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!
by GoatPawz August 28, 2023
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Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
by mudturtleking December 9, 2019
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Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013
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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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