turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017