Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.

Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.

by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021

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Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

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Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

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Industrial Belly Tickler

a machine that uses humanpower to tickle the living shit out of your fucking fat belly so you feel some comfort while being a discord mod

Him: bro check out this new machine i bought from ikea

Me: What in the fucking world is that shit?

Him: It is the brand new Industrial Belly Tickler

by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022

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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.

My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.

by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022

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