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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
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walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Smiling and waving ๐Ÿ‘‹ goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ N ride off on me bike ๐Ÿšฒ
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10โฐ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023
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Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13โ€™6โ€ camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch onโ€™er
by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022
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In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.
helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.
by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024
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