Mississippi Mud Pie

During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.

Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.

by andihopeuchoke February 15, 2007

boston creme pie

When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.

Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.

by Michael Christopher January 17, 2006

Pinkamena-Diane-Pie

Pinkamen-Diane-Pie is A Female Pony From FIM. Her Appearance is a Female Pink Horse with Blue Eyes and Hot Pink Curly Hair. Her Cutie Mark is 3 Balloons, 2 Blue Ones and 1 Yellow. She is apart of the main 6 in FIM and her Element is Laughter.

🎈 🎈 🎈 Pinkamena-Diane-Pie 🎈 🎈 🎈

by OceanGacha July 27, 2021

Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020

cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)

Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!

by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014