Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"
by anonymous April 28, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3
ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
by annie_2415 November 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. ETHAN
ETHAN: What.
ETHAN: What.
by IHJADFOIAJSOIFDJ March 23, 2022
Get the ETHANmug. Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
Get the Ethan Jokemug.