My friend: don't simp over him.
Me: me? Simp? Puh lease I don't simp...I CRUSH.
My friend: okay...Then...dont...crush...over...him...I guess?
Me: me? Simp? Puh lease I don't simp...I CRUSH.
My friend: okay...Then...dont...crush...over...him...I guess?
by XXXThat.one.emo.girlXXX December 7, 2020
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“That guy Jackson is a simp”
“That guy Jackson is a simp”
by BWall84 March 5, 2022
Get the Simp mug.a simp is a person who likes a person way too much even if they dont like them back therefore a simp is the equivalent to an imbecile.
NEVER.BE.A.SIMP.
NEVER.BE.A.SIMP.
by (Handsome Squidward) July 19, 2021
Get the SIMP mug.if you shave your quarantine beard even though you said would not because your ho said "beard scare me", then you are a simp
by artab.ananf April 5, 2020
Get the simp mug.1. Someone who is intentionally nice to a person to get something out of them.
2. Someone who is extremely attracted to a person, and is kind to them.
3. Someone who is creepy and obsessed with a person.
2. Someone who is extremely attracted to a person, and is kind to them.
3. Someone who is creepy and obsessed with a person.
by queenoffaira March 30, 2021
Get the Simp mug.Sarah said hello to Olav who was passing by. Olav being the simp he is, thinks Sarah looks deep in his eyes and they have strong connections now. He even thinks Sarah wants to have sex with him because of the tension and vibe
by Delicieux123 December 12, 2021
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