Hole In One

While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.

If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!

by Chauncizzle May 20, 2009

dark one

in a nutshell, a very big, and very disagreeable entity, human or otherwise. the most widely known dark one is, of course our good friend the squidhead, cthulhu. can be used as an insult in civilized company. used only in circumstances in which the person in question is hated beyond any and all

"go home, dark one." (meaning, go to hell, fucktard)

by Link the Wolf May 11, 2005

one in the chamber

When you're about to have anal but you have to stop because she has a turd waiting to come out

Guy 1: So, did you try anal?
Guy 2: I was about to, but she had one in the chamber.

by TheWobo November 24, 2016

a dead one

a wilted Johnson; a out of tune skin flute; a overused love muscle; a floppy baby arm

girl: lets do it
boy: can't, i just unleashed in my pants when you got naked and all im left with is a dead one

by berrylads August 19, 2011

One hundred

originated from the "one" a phrase used in place of goodbbye,shows seriousness,used in the movie "belly"

person #1: yo, i found the guy that robbed you last week.

Person #2: fo real?? aight i got my piece and i'll be there in five minutes.

person #1: aight one.

Person #2: one hundred.

by jaytee October 20, 2005

burn one

some a joint

lets burn one

by agirl November 02, 2003

square one

Refers to commentators' grids used for football (soccer) matches broadcasted on radio in the 1920's/1930's, where if a team was to start another attack from the defence, it would go back to "square one".

"Pass intercepted by the full back, so back to square one".

by Big Stevie March 24, 2006