Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didn’t deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.
by eunit1984 November 29, 2022
Get the Flight of the Dylanmug. A guy who never ceases to take the opportunity to be generous or help someone out. He is a kind, silly person and loves to go outside and play some sports.
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
by Rob nail March 8, 2025
Get the Dylanmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Shut up Dylan
by bigballsbenny April 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Hotest guy in school and you would fall for him in less that 3 secons he is verry cute and funny he ould do anything to make someone laugh or just smile is is werry fun and he loves hugs
by Autumn the gymnyst January 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.