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Donkey fkn

donkey fkn (don•kee fuh-ken)
Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"

Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020
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Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
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Bloody donkey

A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.
by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019
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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption
by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022
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rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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