Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above

"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"

by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020

endzone dance party

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend

Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit

by Mustycharles November 13, 2015

Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.

At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!

by Tripple G August 8, 2012

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.

The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.

by Comleo January 18, 2011

hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.

1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006