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One boy said to another, "I saw that truck come and pump out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house."
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Get the Shit on a house rent mug.Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
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Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.
Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.
Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.
Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.
Again?
Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.
Again?
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