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Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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facebook stable

Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.
a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "

and so on.
by annoyedgf2010 January 21, 2012
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Facebook Troller

When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.
Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:

Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")

Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")
by Spikes209 June 8, 2012
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by deerslayer0243 November 29, 2016
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Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Facebook Quality

When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure
Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
by Jm57763 June 16, 2009
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Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.
"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."
by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015
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