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Thomas

a stupid fucking BITCH who will talk bad about you behind ur back to ur gf :3
tend to relate their own issues to urs when they have 0(ZERO) relation at all
who the fuck is that ??
thats fucking thomas.
by gregothy thee II November 24, 2023
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Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020
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Thomas

The best one ever is Thomas.
by Anonymous8281 September 25, 2019
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Thomas

"One of the seven dwarves from snow white"
Has a nigerian prince great grandfather meaning he inherited a bbc.
That looks like Thomas.
by EGGONBREAD November 21, 2021
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Thomas Richardson

A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.

Jesus that man sure does love bikes.

Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?

I think he likes bikes an awful lot.

I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022
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Thomas Bailey

Thomas Bailey, so caring, so sweet, has a girlfriend, Madison Marshall she got a fat ass. They are in love and will be getting married
PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE THOMAS BAILEY AND MADISON THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!

Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
by Igotbitchesonmydick September 22, 2022
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Thomas Geffroy

mozna clovek, ktery je extremne mimo ale je extremne vtipny. je o nem vytvoreno spousty dobrých memes.
" co se to děje?"

" aale, to jde jenom Thomas Geffroy kOlEm."
by brambora April 23, 2020
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