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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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East Side

A song By Benny Blanco , Halsey , and Khalid. this song is still in 99% of my playlists
She Would meet me on the East Side
by DontJump_Tara December 23, 2020
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Black berry with a side scroll

Sell that mf to any rapper I know
Drake wants to Black berry with a side scroll
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 18, 2025
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Wopfer Sided

This is Nanny’s word

Definition: “*side eye* I don’t know
“Gettin old.. older”
“I’ve been wopfer sided my whole life, and I’ve gotten worse with age.”
by FabulousFaggot November 9, 2020
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side eye

When a female with a “boyfriend” is feeling/attracted to another male and wants to agree with them without feeling like they are cheating
guy : i am so hot
girl : side eye.. ;)
by urfavguy September 20, 2023
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Tossing the "side" salad

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.
by Obama4life June 20, 2018
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