Sam

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around
by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023
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has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.
by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020
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A massive raging queer that wants just a little fuck. Loves pegging and will receive in any hole. He has a small cock and isn’t too tall himself.
Oh look it’s Sam he looks to have had a good pegging
by Sexy Dave 1304 January 22, 2020
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Very rude and mean to females. Calls everyone who isn’t his friend a normie and bitches a lot. Thinks he is good in fashion but wears the same outfit every day. Also thinks he is hot but in reality is unattractive and mean.
Hey Sam!

Bye you ain’t my friend...

Hey can we be friends Sam?
No, your supreme tee looks fake!
by savage 077 January 04, 2019
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he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.
sam is a dickhead.
by hello is it me August 26, 2020
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Sam has the fattest cock and such a cute ass 💯
Sam is so hot
by Zorzul November 20, 2022
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A very crazy person, disgusting at the same time. He has some issues with his brain so treat him kindly, but otherwise he is a great person that makes everybody laugh out loud.
"Sam your just crazy"
by #unicorns# February 21, 2018
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