Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.

After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.

by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017

Rusty Dougie

Ben Howard

Rusty Dougie...
Ben Howard said his Dougie is rusty.

by KnightRockerX October 16, 2020

rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time

Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket

by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.

I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.

by SurferDuck December 22, 2019