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Tree Pisser

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.
by thetreepissereatsass123 February 28, 2018
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Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas
Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8
by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 11, 2020
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Tree

A small of large hard thing that erects from the ground. They are usually brown but there are White ones too there just a little smaller, and they have smaller ones that come out off it and resembles green hair.
Guy 1 "what's that huge brown thing?"
Guy 2 "oh, that's a tree."
by pseudonym 2.0 February 3, 2021
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tree lingo

oh my god tutoring is such tree lingo!
by comeonnow123 April 27, 2021
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tree hugger

Person who seeks enlightenment while riding. May occur due to a mechanical failure, intentional in nature, etc.
" Bro was a tree hugger throughout his entire life, but didn't see this coming"

"Did you hear about bro? No.... he hugged a tree last night. He'll be aight though, he just wanted to connect with nature"
by that's_amazeballs July 5, 2025
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tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
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