purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.

Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.

by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021

purple ricky

a sex act where you get hard and take a lethal dose of fentanyl, as you die you death grip your cock and cause the blood stay in your dick tip, when the paramedics find you, your dick tip is purple Aswell as the rest of you.

"did you hear john overdosed, and the paramedics found him he had purple ricky,d himself"

"imma home and purple ricky myself'"
" give the man a lethal dose and purple ricky him myself"

by NHNATE November 29, 2024

Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don

A young rapper who made his big hit Rep 2020. He is aspiring to reach the highest of Levels

Did you hear about Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don? He is now a level 90

by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021

Purple Pandas

The group of Minecraft YouTubers that will obviously win Minecraft Championships. Team includes the almighty sylvee and her less important sidekicks Sapnap, Georgenotfound, and Dreamwastaken.

hell yeah, Purple Pandas are winning MCC!

by bitchboy_pissbaby July 18, 2020

Purple coke

Thanos coke

Stop doing purple coke

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019