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Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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mike

mike is so gay!
by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025
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mike

someone who likes boys and oily backshots
mike is so gay!
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Mike Ovy

Although he may seem quiet or unassuming, Mike Ovy has a vibrant, passionate inner live. Creative and imaginative, he happily loses himself in daydreams, inventing all sorts of stories and conversations in his mind. He is known for his sensitivity – he has profound emotional responses to music, art, nature, and the people around him.

Idealistic and empathetic, Mike Ovy longs for deep, soulful relationships, and he feels called to help others. He may sometimes feel lonely or invisible, adrift in a world that doesn’t seem to appreciate the traits that makes him unique.
They/Them: Mike Ovy is the purest soul I've met so far.
Mike Ovy: I can also be a bitch if you want me to 🤭.
by mikeovy November 22, 2021
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munna mike

A real nigga who will feed the block. Hood savior
munna mike saved me and i am forever grateful!
by feelitintheair97 November 22, 2021
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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