by Marclover69 March 12, 2024
When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 02, 2025
A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.
by killgvr January 17, 2024
Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 10, 2023
by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
by Masquarade August 06, 2017
Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019