Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Mike

Mike can be like funny or whatever.

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good

by 1ofamillion November 23, 2021

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.

I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me

by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021

Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

by stock user November 9, 2021

Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.

Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.

by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 9, 2021

Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.

Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy

by Jameschargles April 27, 2020