horny poop

When a man take a shit at the maximum level of hornyness they can reach and blast a huge cum load because their prostate got overwhelm by the hot poop

"sorry babe I can't get up anymore I just took a horny poop"
"WTF JAMES WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER WE FUCKED"

by Ragingcumquack May 14, 2019

FIFA Poop

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.

You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*

by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013

walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

poop lubing

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex

I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing

by Guitarin March 14, 2018

reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

by RedSonja July 2, 2015

Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013