Shit on a house rent

For something to be so dumb or expensive. To hate something.

Bobby just tripped over the cat. WELL SHIT ON A HOUSE RENT!!

by ListlessSin November 21, 2019

Diabetic Squidward House

When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.

Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”

Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”

by Badkitty May 21, 2019

Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)

Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”

by WH262 February 27, 2018

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

by The tricycle May 8, 2018

Going to Toad’s House

Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.

I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.

by Mecockalonga October 19, 2019

texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.

Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Yukon pump house

Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.

Man I just had a Yukon pump house

by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021