Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".

CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022

Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022