Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

by Double-C March 5, 2009

Blago hair day

Bad hair day to the extreme, bordering on bad hair life. Flyaway, uncontrollable ass hat, goofball, in-your-face hair that won't quit.

I always have a Blago hair day when I'm in Chicago. Got any aquanet?

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

by Himmygg May 7, 2015

Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 10, 2017

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

Hair Burner

A dick so slick it catches pubic hair on fire.

HAIR BURNER!!

by yUsoMad June 7, 2011

becky with the good hair

Becky with the good hair usually refers to a valley girl type. A privileged beautiful white woman.

"He better call Becky with the good hair"

by heyhay93 May 27, 2016