Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

free pass

Something that allows seniors to get extra (hours of recreational) screen time with less stringent behavior requirement, even when they are equally prone the negative effects of excessive screen time as children and adolescents

It's like seniors get a free pass when it comes to screen time—while we're jumping through hoops for a few extra minutes, they’re binge-watching shows without a care in the world!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

won, to, free, for

When you want to say that English is fucked up without saying that English is fucked up.

"English isn't that bad"
Really, lemme count for you. Won, to, free, for.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

by Enestate October 14, 2011

Free Tail

Describing a furry who is offering free sex.

Hey did you hear about that free tail being offered?

Yeah I think I'm gonna get me some of that

by Liminal Stone February 7, 2022

Free Spirit

"Stephen"

Stephen must be defined as the word "free spirit"

by Latinlover28 December 17, 2021