Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated

Ethan likes chicken butt

by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god

Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god

by Dolphincock69! March 27, 2023

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

ethan

A guy who wants a girl named tanisha, has a 3ds xl and has a youtube channel

Ethan wants a girl named tanisha sorta bad

by Rython July 20, 2018

Ethan

The sky.

Dakota: Hey Ethan!
Guy: Who are you talking to?
Dakota: The sky.

by Reven's #1 Kitten August 20, 2023

ETHAN

ETHAN is a bully and picks on others that are cooler then him.

ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers

by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018