A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
by Smarter then some November 29, 2020

by totallynotnic June 29, 2018

If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
by ivecometoslay November 12, 2021

Dylan's usually the type of nigga to to wear purple on St. Patrick's day or the type of nigga to get a chicken and a turkey mixed up but in all seriousness most Dylans are funny and social and at the same time emo and lonely. Dylans aren't normally the most athletic people but their still popular and hilarious for their since of humor and positive attitude but what makes most Dylans emo and lonely is when their at home by themselves with no one to talk to but themselves which causes them to turn emo it gothic (I mean just think of having nothing to do over spring break or Christmas break) but other than that Dylans are mostly picky, pale, extremely skinny, a little OCD, and emotional
friend: damn Dylan back at it again with the long ass hair
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
by Senpaii July 21, 2016

by DT1998RSCA June 4, 2020

A guy who never ceases to take the opportunity to be generous or help someone out. He is a kind, silly person and loves to go outside and play some sports.
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
