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December 12 

Give your super wonderful boyfriend lucas a million hugs and remind him hes the best boyfriend in the world.
Kayla-guess what today iiisss
Lucas-what?
Kayla- DECEMBER 12TH
Lucas- YAY HUGSSS
December 12 by Ladyp0mp0m December 12, 2020

December 17 

National hug your crush day
It’s December 17 so I have to hug you you’re my crush
December 17 by Alexishot13 December 16, 2020

December 18 

National tell a friend you had sex with there mom
Juan: i fucked your mom

Freddy: cap

Freddys mom: its true it is because its December 18
December 18 by Freddys mom December 17, 2020

December 18 

Tall person appreciation day
Short kid: Hey there, did you know its december 18 and i love you and that ass of yours?
December 18 by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
December 21st (FNU) by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020

December 21st 

Day to hug your bi friend!
Hey!
*HUGS*
Why??
Because its December 21st...
December 21st by LGBT BOI December 20, 2020