David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
by nethiq February 6, 2019
Get the DAVIDmug. by Botwin March 2, 2023
Get the Davidmug. When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.
1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David
by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020
Get the Pulling a Davidmug. by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014
Get the david keevermug. by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
Get the A David Kesslermug. by shawmariemal February 2, 2022
Get the cashew, davidmug. Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
Get the David Bernsteinmug.