some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss
chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"
by iliveonbenefits_pissoffyoutwat February 4, 2020

Always eats shortbread and struggles to stay awake for more than 5 minutes at a time, unless he's eating or playing video games.
Otherwise a decent bloke.
Otherwise a decent bloke.
by wakeupdaniel January 16, 2019

by Stephan The Sock October 22, 2019

The name of a Russian Mafia Boss who will murder anyone who steps on his Air Jordans.
He buys expensive shit that makes him look cool.
Other than that he’s a good friend.
He buys expensive shit that makes him look cool.
Other than that he’s a good friend.
Dude: *walks and steps on Daniels Air Jordans*
Daniel: *whips out €700 Adidas Swiss Army Knife and kills the dude and his whole family*
Daniel: *whips out €700 Adidas Swiss Army Knife and kills the dude and his whole family*
by Kansje en November 21, 2021

The guy who puts up the lividbus291 facade. He lives in a council estate in Birmingham and asks for nudes from minors. For context he got banned from a Sonic the Hedgehog Discord server and has been salty ever since, relative to writing about 6 months ago. He's resorted to doxxing a minor.
by SonyBravia June 20, 2025

by saddiesssasdf August 17, 2021

Daniel someone who is always eating and can’t stop. He says he Portuguese but everyone knows that it’s btec spain. He homosexual because he like a sun compile oh.
by Mrpedofile123 February 6, 2019
