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ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
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cup

short answer: ITS A FUCKING CUP

long answer: a cup is a small open container, usually made of ceramic or glass that is used to consume liquids such as water, juice and others.
why the fuck did you look up "cup" anyways you stupid shit
by Xeries August 10, 2024
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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
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BB Green Cup

it sits
BB Green Cup... it's still sitting
by HPKritcal June 23, 2022
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Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022
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cup

Boy:mother can i have some water
Mother: sure, grab a cup
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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World Cup

World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.
Are you ready for the World Cup?

Yes! I am excited for the World Cup.
by Your National Smart Guy December 20, 2022
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