arse crack ya

when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench

dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!

by matthew sopp April 24, 2007

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"

Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."

by K.Spence June 11, 2006

crack whore

A human with a tiny mind, or a human who is quite stupid.

A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"

by rapidguy February 25, 2003

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 27, 2006

cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 27, 2008

crack in a cup

When describing a drink one may find delicious, it is common in some areas to say "that shit is like crack in a cup".

Yo, that blueberry pomegranate juice is like crack in a cup.

by StrangeTownKlown February 28, 2016