professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 02, 2017

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artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

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"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
Boner Donor

by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021

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When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 22, 2010

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being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
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i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

by heather_is_so_sex-y January 21, 2012

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Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.

Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick

Lucas: Omg wut happened

Max: he got a snapped boner

by _Ponyo May 04, 2017

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When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 06, 2021

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