boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010

rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.

When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.

by scodder May 10, 2010

eco-boner

arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions

Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**

by Mazi A May 11, 2008

loner boner

When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.

Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.

“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”

by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019