Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a single “bless your heart.“

The moment she said ‘bless your heart’ with that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.

by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025

Biscuit Neck

A derogatory term for a person who dislikes cats.

Aunt Susie says she doesnt like my pet cat Charlie. The holidays are ruined because she's a dirty Biscuit Neck.

by Bum8291 December 14, 2025

Butter Biscuit

To ejaculate on a woman’s ass then rub it in with your hands, simulating a biscuit getting butter spread all over it after it gets out of the oven.

I’m gonna turn Ashlyn’s ass into a butter biscuit later.

by Tommy_Gee December 17, 2025

Butter biscuit

to ejaculate on a woman’s ass the spread it with your hands simulating the spreading of butter on a biscuit after it gets out of the oven.

I’m gonna give Ashlyn’s ass a butter biscuit later tonight.

by Tommy_Gee December 17, 2025

Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.

(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!

by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025