Fred Man

A nick name given to a person with the birth name Fred/Freddy often used by friends.

Freddy : Hey, whats up guys?
Guys : Nothin much Fred Man!

by yaboinick June 5, 2017

slender man

a tall,slim,face-less man that will stalk you wherever you go untill he gets his 20$

guy 1: hey one time i saw the slender man
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!

by totheark1 November 15, 2011

Ass Man

Short for Assistant Manager

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.

by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

Trans man

A female to male transgender. Trans men don't need to look like a man to be one, they don't even need to transition if they don't want to, they are men no matter what they look like. They are the absolute cutest things on Earth, and they're in dire need of some hugs. Trans men are human, don't think of them as any less. If you ever meet a trans man, cherish them.

My friend Oliver came out as a trans man, he's handsome as heck, so I hugged him. I'll support him no matter what he does!

by RicardoTheSmartAss May 4, 2021

naked man

a way to get into someone's pants.

ask the person to use the bathroom. get naked and just stand there until the other person comes into the room. 2/3 they will laugh and sex you up.

Man: can i use your bathroom?
Woman: sure.
-M hurries up and gets undressed-
-W walks in-
W: okay -gets naked-

the naked man

by good old charlie brown December 15, 2008

man lava

male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.

Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.

by goodtimes0 June 16, 2005

Man Math

The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.

E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"

by DrPep July 26, 2019